Just a thought

Thought about running today. It was a wonderful thought, I was running, my heart pumping, the wind blowing through my hair. My legs starting to burn but enduring the discomfort to benefit physically in the end. It was a good thought but just a thought. Motivation is just not my friend right now. We seem to be on the outs. What to do to repair our friendship? Maybe a little self sacrifice. 

Fat ninja

I have become a fat ninja. It so ninja like though. Fat just sneaks up until you realize too late you have let yourself go for way too long. And your like WTF.